Terminal Huffer's Syndrome
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Terminal Huffer's Syndrome, or just THS, is an extremely serious, incurable condition. It is caused by huffing a cat that has been infected with the NH Germ. It causes a slow, intolerable death, and mercy killings have not been effective.
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[edit] Symptoms
Ones with (warning symptom) at the end appear first, telling you to get your ass to a hospital immediately!
- All of the symptoms of HS
- Bleeding out of the mouth
- Blackening of the skin
- Not being able to pee, requiring dialysis
- Extreme Empathy (warning symptom)
- Jaundice (pee under the skin and in the whites of the eyes) (warning symptom)
- Feces in urine (warning symptom)
- Bleeding from the eyes)
- Bleeding from the vagina (women)
- Extreme Uterine cramps (women)
- Painful Testicles (men)
- Brainsplurges
- Unbreakable skin
- Second head growing out of your elbow
MORE SYMPTOMS TO BE SUBMITTED AS THEY ARE DISCOVERED
[edit] Causes
Huffing a cat infected with the NH Germ. This bacteria is a microscopic organism that has evolved from a variation of the Streptococcus. The bacteria is called Huffercocci, a strong, drug resistant bacteria. It creates impressive amounts of Givodyne, and when huffed, those amouts infest the body. Huffercocci dies in the body. Verodeine cannot cure this horrid disease.
[edit] Complications
- Kidney Failure
- Heart Attack
- Brain Damage
- Confinement to dialysis for life
- Confinement to a wheelchair
- Unbearable Empathy
- Emoitus
- Strong resistance to any narcotics (even in large doses)
- Unable to die until THS kills you
NONE OF THESE LEAD TO DEATH, WHICH THAT IS VERY HORRIBLE!
[edit] OUTCOME
THS does eventually lead to death, but only the disease can kill you and nothing else. I fear the only way to die is to attempt to bear it, and wait for the sweet release of death. The unbreakable skin and resistance to deadly drugs make mercy killings and suicide impossible.
“A disease that won't let you kill yourself when you could really, reeeeeaaaaalllly use the sweetness of death!? That is terrible!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on THS
“You see what happens when you people act like idiots? Huffers just reading this may cure their addiction! (not!)”
~ Non-Huffable Kitten on THS
| The Huffers of Today Are The Criminals Of Tomorrow!. | |
| Kittens | |
|---|---|
| The Non-Huffable Kitten - The leader of the team and the most powerful kitten in the universe. | The Partially Huffable Kitten - The laughing stock of the group and the first animal to have a brain transplant. |
| Groups and Events | |
| Anti Kitten Huffing Movement (AKHM) - The group that took the first stand against kitten huffing. | Soviet Galactic Battle Fleet - The first attempt to cross a kitten and communism, which resulted in destruction of Earth. |
| Articles Of Warning | |
| Extreme Kitten Huffing: Addictions - Information about huffing and what it does to you. | Terminal Huffer's Syndrome - Please read if you want to avoid a disease that is possibly the most terrible, unthinkable disease of 2007. |
