Terry Savalas

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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Terry Savalas.

A famous actor and the second husband of Paula Abdul. Killed when he accidentally shot himself in the head while accidentally choking himself with a muffin and accidentally falling out of a plane.

The 1996 coroner's report concluded it was an accident.

Played the famous television detective Kodak Muruelez in the hit television series "The Bald Detective" and in the movie "The Bald Detective vs. Rancid Mammoth Machine".

He was bald.