That Gay
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“I do believe I've had the pleasure of conversing with him at bar before.”
~ Oscar Wilde on That Gay
“Isn't that my gay cousin?”
~ That Guy on That Gay
“I'm gonna meet That Gay at some point...and the universe will a splode”
~ Steven Wright on the Universe exploding
“That gay made me gay ... who would've thought?”
~ Patrick Thurston
“So THAT'S who I screwed last night..”
~ Your Dad on That Gay
“There ALL THE SAME”
~ Captain Obvious on That Gay, This Guy, That Guy and all the other ones
That Gay was a man of many names and trades who enjoyed the fine life of the native Polynesians of midwest Indiana. He was often remembered for his fine ability to griddle griddles on rye. Don't worry, it's not catching.
That Gay was a queer of many trades including humping himself once at Mardi Gras.
The people he made love to:
All of them he enjoyed very much, and is known for quoting: "The pleasure I had after leaving that joy division with Hitler was phenomenal. I mean, who can make such Vodka?".
