That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers
So there I was
And this fucking Boeing 747
bursts out of the sky, flames all over the place, and instead of going for the landing strip, it makes a jihadline right for the Twin Towers!
So I pulled out my
Firehose, and put the hose the shit out of the thing, and it tries to crash into me! WTF!
I barely got away with a major burning, and facial scorching and a severed brachialis radial.