That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
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Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?
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[edit] So there I, James Ussher was
bible reading in the fucking seminary, doing my Historian thing with the theology shit and the genealogies. Like, Irish bishop badass shit.
[edit] And these fucking genealogical passages
burst out of the bible, inspiration all over the place, and instead of going in the trash, they make a beeline straight for my mind.
[edit] So I pulled out my
pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing the history of the world. WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 b.c.
