That time I was nearly raped by Euronymous during my sojourn in his apartment

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He looked just as psycho as this.

Dude, that fucking scene was so kvlt. Like WTF?

So there I was[edit]

driving up to Euronymous's apartment like he told me to. I was told we were going to talk about black metal, contract shit. I got to his apartment door

and he comes out[edit]

in his boxers and face paint shit. He told me to come in.

so I pulled out my[edit]

contract and was about to tell him to fuck off, and then he pulled out a knife and tried to rape me! WTF?

I barely got away with knife wound and a nineteen year prison sentence.

No, seriously.[edit]

He nearly fucking raped me.

-- Varg Vikernes 15:06, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

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