That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
So there I was
and my fucking youngest son Ham
bursteth out of the tent, musketh all over the place, and instead of going for the sheep, he looketh upon my nakedness.
so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.