That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada
Dude, IT WAS SO FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! Like, WTF?
So there I was
and this fucking wizard
|Listen to my story. (file info)|
|Otherwise you'll get raped by a wizard.|
so I pulled out my
knife and cut the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. A wizard did it.