The Answer

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• 42! Obviously.
  • Why? It should be 5!
    • Let's not start a flame war here, but are you some kind of anti-Douglas Adams Heretic?
      • It depends. For instance, I'm not talkin' about the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
        • Ah, so to what answer do you refer?
          • The answer to 9 ÷ 6. ;)
            

(Maybe we should define what question to answer first.)

• • • • • • • Well, evidently, the answer to why the heck 9 / 3 = 5 is what we are defining.
              • Oh, then I'll claim the answer for this is “42! Obviously”.
                • Obviously.

Note: These are two people attempting to arrive at a consensus as to: The Answer.

No that's the wrong answer.

The real answer is 47.

• No, it's 42!
  • I find your sexually seductive dialouge to be enthralling. Do you have a magazine or newsletter I can subscribe to? Also, 47, fo' 'ife yo'.
    • The answer is 42, as stated in the bible. God pitys the fool that don't trust him.
      • Allah reckons the answer is 12
        • Clearly the answer is 1 because by using a complicated series of equation (including 1=2 and 1=3 etc) you will find out that 42 = 1. Or 47 = 1, you choose.
          • Wait, what? You Think that I am not being serious?

No its simple; the answer's 4. The question is irrelevant.

The answer is not constant for there is a page entitled editing the answer.

Eljacko sez: "Clearly as we are able to bicker about the subject we will have to use a complex mathematical equation and mix several nonexistent chemicals such as Humorus and Redikalaus in order to find the true answer and by the time we finish with that we will have bigger problems than THE ANSWER."

Not really, we just need to come up with a formula that allows all numbers to be the answer. Ah, I've got it:

Answer=Number x 0

No, wait, that just makes the answer 0. Anyone got any other ideas?

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See also

• The Red Page
• The A.N.S.W.E.R.
• Yes