The Bogan's Republic of Narre Warren
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The Bogan’s Republic of Narre Warren (pronounced Good Bloke's Pub in Naarwaarn) is an independent state within the island continent of Australia. It’s independence was proclaimed on the 1st of September in 1947, after the land was abandoned by Australia on the grounds of shitiness.
Since that time the Bogans have developed their own version of the English language and abolished the principal of working, instead getting the people of surrounding Australia to finance their citizens. It has recently become home to the first Krispy Kreme’s in the Victorian region, the highest achievement in its divine history.
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[edit] The Aus-Warren Agreement
The agreement signed by the Australian government (The Aus Warren Agreement) in 1947 was the agreement of independence for the Bogan's Republic of Narre Warren. It stated that in exchange for Australia getting rid of Narre Warren they would implement the ‘Centrelink’ policy. This policy stated that the Australian people would finance the Bogans as long as they were not employed, most citizens agreed to the term and the policy is still in force to this day.
[edit] Boganese
Boganese is a version of the English language which the outer Australian community adopted in 1904. The language is different from mainstream English, because it has no grammar whatsoever and has many word variations in spelling and pronunciation. eg: Monday = Mundy
The official car of the Boganese people is the VL Calais, with low profile tyres and a fully sick (sic) sound system with fully audible sub woofer (subby or sub woofa)
[edit] Krispy Kreme's
In early 2006 the first Krispy Kreme’s was built in the Victorian region. The American company found the area very appealing due to its distinctive population. This was a wise move by the company because since the day it opened, it has been open 24/7 and has been empty on only 14 different occasions, while some larger women attempted to enter. Fortunately, the company has installed triple doors, to accommodate to the Bogan's special needs. The opening of the Krispy Kremes is just part of the small area's contribution to globalisation.
[edit] Interesting Facts
- Narre Warren come from the indigenous Australian words Narre meaning "fucking peace of fucking shit" and Warren meaning "hole".
- The surrounding locals of Berwick (Beer'k), Cranbourne (Crimebourne), Hallam (Hell'm), and Beaconsfield (Becuntsfeel) all use Narre Warren as their local dump. Proudly.
- The origin home of what would eventually be called and become, the "Bogan".
- Narre Warren (BRNW) is located next to Victoria's largest toxic waste dump. In 1994 the VIC dump was taken over by the BRNW and renamed Narre Warren South.
- Narre Warren translated from the Australian Aboriginal language of Koori means 'missed the turn off to Phillip Island'.
- On most days you will see bums hang around the local Shopping Centre also known as Fountain Gate (FG). Move away if they start to ask for money or cigarettes.
- More Narre Warren people carry knives, than car keys. Yet even as young as 12 the Narre Warrener drives regularly
- It is said that various sluts leave in Narre some of which attempt to pick up the desperate fat guys from the Krispy Kream store.
- Narre Warren has as it's sister city Hunedoara
