The Colonel's Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices
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"What? You don't think I'm going to tell you, do you? I'd be stupid to tell you. I'd get fired." is a quote attributed to Winston Churchill.
Okay, just a couple: Golden-Haired Monkey lice, Soylent Green, eye of newt, poop, and breadcrumbs from the mouth of a 13-year-old half-eaten goat.
The Extra Crispy version is also known to include groat clusters and polyunmortified used polystyrene packing peanut shells.
At various times, all of the Spice Girls have contributed dried skin flakes for the recipe, although it now believed that this ingredient in synthesized at a top-secret lab in Alabama.
