The Economist
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The Economist is a magazine read by people who like to pretend theyre clever. It carries reports on all the problems of the world and then sums each of them up as follows.
"No matter how bad things look now things will eventually get better and everyone will be happy but this will happen a lot quicker if/when everyone realise that Laissez faire free market economics are the solution to all the words problems (including those caused by Laissez faire free market economics in the first place)"