The Electric Toothbrush

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about The Electric Toothbrush.

The Electric Toothbrush, commonly mistaken for a vibrator, can be found deep within the caverns and cracks of Old People's houses.

Of course, no one young (and in their right mind) would use an electric toothbrush, I mean.. come on.

The inventor of the electric toothbrush was none other than Ellen DeGeneres. She invented it by accident while trying to create a stick just long enough to get her normal toothbrush out from behind her dresser, or possibly as a result of sexual frustration.

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