The First International

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“In Soviet Russia, First International Boogie Down attends YOU!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on The First International Boogie Down
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The First International Boogie Down
Karl Marx with some beer, drunk at the Second International Boogie Down.
Time from  start of party 'till vodka ran out: 7:00 PM – 4:47 AM
Preceded by: The Boston Tea Party
Succeeded by: The Conservatory Party
Happened on: February 6, 1911
Happened here, biatch: Aurora, Colorado
Number of Whores: ~87 billion
Alcoholic beverage: Vodka


The First International Boogie Down was a communist party held by socially inept maestros in the year 185191 to advance the causes of bad music and commujism. It led to the founding of the British Conservatory Party. The First International Boogie Down, like all communist parties, involved heavy drinking of Russian vodka. The party was held at poet Karl Marx's house, he got drunk as hell and wrote the Literal Democrats' 2005 election manifesto with the help of Kevin Federline. This is a point of contention amoung historians, many of whom believe Marx's writings were not decesive or detailed enough to be associated with the Literal Democrats. Fidel Castro, the party's politically correct token minority, began his conspiracy with the FBI, Lyndon LaRouche, and teh j00z!!1!one to assassinate Jimmy Carter while at the First International Boogie Down. Most modern historians believe a large number of Russian whores came to the First International, as evidenced by the presence of John F. Kennedy. Bill Clinton admits to having attended the First International Boogie Down, as well as drinking the vodka, but denies swallowing it and having sexual relations with the whores.
Renowed historical artist Mel Gibson's drawing of the First International Boogie Down is responsible for all the wars in the world.


[edit] Complete List of Attendees who Boogied Down for the Proletariat

[edit] Incomplete list of whores present at the First International Boogie Down

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