The Forbes List

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The Forbes List is a list of unrelated words and (rarely) nonsensical serieses of letters, compiled by economists at the physical world equivalent of Forbes.com. The list takes into account exchange rates and popular science books about string theory that don't give you any equations. The list is divided into an ever increasing number of categories, which are based on currency and gender when written in German. The List was devised in 1978 as a way of keeping track of Forbes.com's founder, Henry Forbes.com's stream of consciousness experiments as he dropped into a delirium trying to be Berlioz.

Category A:[edit]

furniture
  • Caterpillar
  • Empathy
  • Deridgible
  • Lord Sutch
  • Hyperlink
  • Flux
  • Whack
  • Terrific
  • Expel
  • Terminal
  • Welsh
  • Furniture
  • Salty
  • Behead
  • Corpuscle
  • Gargantuan
  • If
  • Smismar
  • Black
  • Ampersand
  • Automatic
  • Capitol (Possibly Capital, as he was dictating)
  • Fortuitous
  • Preliminary
  • Fantastic
A Fence

Category N:[edit]

Category M:[edit]

A demon
  • Swagger
  • Head
  • Cantabria
  • Therapy
  • Demon
  • Distict
  • Descent
  • Guillotine
  • Running
  • Rigour (Forbes claims that this entry is the "Pinion" of this thread)
  • Hem
  • Wood
  • Feel
  • Strategem
  • Division
  • Envy
  • Romanticism
  • Chaise Longue
  • Dapper
  • Hypotenuse
  • Metabolism
  • Zanzibar
A Walrus
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