The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo
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The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo was sexually, physically and mentally abused by his father and uncle who were just tired and were sick of his whining for dinner. One day after the usual abuse The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo decided he was going to run away. When he was looking for a place to stay when he stumbled upon Dick Cheney eating 666 children. The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo started running away but Dick Cheney used he super evil shotgun to shoot The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo. Everything went black for The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo. Dick Cheney was full so he did not eat The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo but instead put him through a wood chipper. 4 years later a group of teenagers wanted to have sex and participate in Kitten Huffing. This angered the spirit of The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo. He shoot them all and possesed the body of a funny looking guy.
[edit] Adulthood
Not much is known about The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo up until his death but it is suspected that he went around having sexual relations with whores and stealing to support his Kitten Huffing addiction. One september afternoon while purchasing a orange kitten he met a man who did not speak much but called himself uncle buck. The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo was very turned on by this man and they went straait home and had very kinky bum sex for 8 hours. They were instant friends. They went around committing crimes and using products that are sold by pimps. One day superman was straped for money so he hired The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo and uncle buck to kidnap louis lane. They succeded. But uncle buck was at an unrest. He killed The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo and put him in a woodchipper. The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo was finally at rest.
