The Impossible Sea Monster

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“This monster is impossible”

~ Captain Obvious on The Impossible Sea Monster

“Impossible is nothing”

~ Nike on the Impossibleness of The Impossible Sea Monster being Impossible

“It's not Impossible, I can do it with Henchmen.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Impossible Sea Monster

Unlike most monsters which have very long names which state they are Impossible, The Impossible Sea Monster does not have ultimate power. Also unlike most monsters which have "sea" as a prefix to the "Monster" in their names, The Impossible Sea Monster does not live in the sea. Some experts theorize that The Impossible Sea Monster's diet mainly consists of small baby turtles, but that it is impossible for them to ever know what they know. They have since gone mad. The most notable thing about The Impossible Sea Monster is its ability to make things impossible; for instance, it is impossible to determine that it has the ability to make things impossible to determine. Although there are many theories, it is impossible to determine what is impossible about The Impossible Sea Monster. This has made it further impossible to determine what is impossible about The Impossible Sea Monster because it exposes the idiocy of those who theorize about what is impossible about The Impossible Sea Monster.

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Origins[edit]

There is much debate as to weather Impossible Sea Monster comes form the sea (as implied by its name) or whether it's origins are Impossible to determine (as implied by its name). It is fact, however, that it is impossible for it to originate both form the sea and for it to be impossible to determine it's origins. Some have have preferred to think its origins are impossible to determine, thus explaining what is impossible about The Impossible Sea Monster. For the same reason others have believed that it came form the sea; by the logic that it is impossible for a monster originating form the sea to be The Impossible Sea Monster, The Impossible Sea Monster is therefore impossible. See also: Reproduction.

Location[edit]

Is this The Impossible Sea Monster? It may be impossible, however that's impossible to determine.

One of the locations theorized by by experts is a place where many variables which may be impossible to be variable must be met. First off, one must be in a sea which in fact is not a sea because there is no water. Secondly, one must be in a particular turtle hatchery, that's the easy part, but you can't go to the outpost, make sure you go before the trip; the turtle hatchery must be devoid of any turtles and for some reason this can be done exploring the area as opposed to doing the mission (note that both are the same place but there is a different place for both exploring and mission doing); you must have a quest which has 4 words, 26 characters and is The Impossible Sea Monster itself. After all the criteria is met, just go north-east. This may be the location of The Impossible Sea Monster, it maybe impossible, however this is impossible to determine.


Notes[edit]

Note on notes: the following notes are impossible to determine and thus they may be impossible. These notes were theorized or observed (which may be impossible) by experts of The Impossible Sea monster, so they most likely are impossible:

The Impossible Sea Monster, Pokedex entry[edit]

All attempts of the Pokedex to register The Impossible Sea Monster's data, have been impossible and caused the Pokedex to asplode. It may seem that it is impossible for The Impossible Sea Monster to be on the Pokedex, however this is impossible to determine. Many Pokemon experts theorise that The Impossible Sea Monster exists with the sole purpose of making it impossible for children to complete their Pokedex. They are sharply contrasted in this by Impossible Sea Monster experts who regard completing the pokedex as largely impossible. The Impossible Sea Monster is often considered to be an extremely evil act of video game terrorism and it has gotten Pokemon games banned from many countries including the US because censors mistook the monster for Britney Spears.

What The Impossible Sea Monster might read[edit]

  • Pokemon fan Manga.
  • The Guild Wars Factions manuscripts.
  • IGN game reviews.
  • Gamespot message boards.
  • Any Literature which wasn't eaten but carried by Bestenon at the time of being eaten (If The Impossible Sea Monster ate him).

What The Impossible Sea Monster might eat[edit]

  • Bestenon.
  • Small baby turtles.
  • Giant adult turtles with cannons on their backs.
  • Sea life which has evolved to not live in the sea.
  • Life which has evolved off sea life which has evolved to not live in the sea.
  • Bestenon.
  • Any Literature carried by Bestenon at the time of being eaten (If The Impossible Sea Monster ate him, If The Impossible Sea Monster didn't save it for reading).
  • Your Mom.
  • Ice cream.