The Jenga Ships
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The Jenga Ships are a 5-man pop group from Scotland that consist of vocals, Janet Jackson, Mr. T on the drums, Harry Potter, U2 and The People's Republic of China who are the people who stand on stage and try and do some pose, passing them off as doing something. Due to a fatal error, they have released fifteen singles under a major record label. Luckily, they have had only one single in the US Top 2000, which means the casualties have been heavily reduced. However, they have still managed to have more sales than all of Wales' artists combined. Some listeners are still recovering from Hepatitis B.
[edit] History
U2, the People's Republic of China, Mr. T and Harry Potter met on the Sushi Train in Jamaica, in 1902. They faced immediate public mocking, and fire from the Scotts.
Scottish Prime Minister, James Harvey, told the Scottish public to give the band a chance, as part of an election campaign to get support from the listeners. He lost in a landslide.
[edit] Music
All of their singles have been relative flops with the record stores (as in, even the band members had to return their copies due to lack of quality). Their best audience reaction was when twelve people managed to survive without a severe concussion. The band members were quite surprised when one of their venues was filled to capacity (a public toilet).
[edit] Discography
Albums:
- Wiggarleetuff (2000) #4117 (Platinum x -1)
- I lieked those poh-ta-toes (2008) #3992 (Platinum x -33)
Singles
- "Cyberspace, is a safe place" (1998) #2006
- "Donkey Elevator" (2000) #2094
- "Cyberspace, is still a relatively safe place" (2001) #2099
- "Canada is a place for naked people" (2001) #2119
- "You Shpunked my Jenga Ship" (2001) #2447
- "Cyberspace, is still a relatively safe place if you go to the right sites" (2002) #3113
- "Hello Philly, the dunebug" (2003) (Not in top 3000)
- "We all need some edhucaytion" (2003) (Not in top 3000)
- "Amsterdam is a spaceship" (2004) (Not in top 3000)
- "Glucose Emulsifier" (2004) (Not in top 3000)
- "South Vienna" (2005) #903
