The Last Supper

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Contents 1 The Last Super 1.1 The Event 1.2 The Painting 1.2.1 Controversy

[edit] The Last Super

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This Article is about both the picture and event

[edit] The Event

The Last Supper was an event in the time of Jesus. The event took place before his death as a celebration of his birthday, at the time he was turning 36. The event is also famous because it was the last time anyone would ever get a picture of him before he died on The Cross. During the Party Jesus stood and thanked all of his friends for coming. It was in this speech that he delivered the famous Words that is now performed at every Sermon in a Catholic church.

"This is my Body," Jesus held up a loaf of bread

"And this is my blood" He held up his wine glass

Why it is hardly mentioned remains a mystery but it was at this point that Micheal said; "Fucking pissed again." When the bill came around Jesus stood up and said; "Do you even know who I am?" When the waiter replied no he did not, Jesus responed with; "I'm the fucking messiah, protector of the peace, descendant of god."

The bill wasn't going to be paid by Jesus (its was his birthday), so Judas had to, shortly after the feast Judas betrayed Jesus to the Roman Soldiers, telling them that Jesus had touched him on several occasions hence why Jesus was hung on The Cross.

[edit] The Painting

The Painting entitled "The Last Supper" was painted on a blank canvas by Leonardo Da Vinci, the painting took him 7 years to make, while he was working on it he also painted the Moaning Lisa.

[edit] Controversy

In the 2006 movie The Da Vinci Code (released in America and Der Da Vynci Coad starring Tom Hanks and Ian Mac-macc-mcallan...? pictured the Painting to be a symbolism of the holy grail, which was supposed to be Jesus's favourite Coffee Mug. However, the movie depicted the painting as already having a grail in,which was only visible after extensive research and computer technology was involved.

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