The Mighty Boosh
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“She's hot. It's a guy? I need to do some serious thinking.”
~ Straight Men on Noel
“Eels up inside ya! finding an entrance where they can.”
~ The Hitcher on You
“I'm Old Gregg!”
~ Old Gregg on Himself
“This is a good show!”
~ Captain Obvious on The Mighty Boosh
“It's Like Rent-A-Ghost On Acid!.”
“The greatest show on earth bitches!”
~ Uber Sniperkrop on The Mighty Boosh
“Get in my wheelbarrow you saucy minx!”
~ Howard Moon on His Mother
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[edit] THE MIGHTY BOOSH
The Mighty Boosh is not only a show, a band, lingerer line, and salad company but also the name given to a cultural phenomenon which starts out unique and exciting (for examples, see Nazism and pregnancy) before rapidly deflating into self-parody over a time span of roughly three series (see Nazism and pregnancy). The end of such a cycle is marked by droves of overweight, skinny-jean clad 12-year-old females taking to the streets and proclaiming that their name is Old Gregg, whilst dry-humping any passing male who bears a vague resemblence to Noel Fielding.
The show follows the adventures of a cardigan with a mustache (Howard) and his manly*cough* Daily Mail-reading companion (Vince)as they travel on a psychedelic trip through time and space to reclaim their dignity and find more old ideas to re-hash.
In the beginning, God created the Gerth, the Heavens and Man and Woman, and then he said, 'Gosh damnit! We need something to liven this place up.' So the Monty Python was cast upon the Earth to humour the hippies and tickle politicians. But then they got old and separated, and God was not pleased. And from his anger, the anti-matter of Boosh, only found underneath LG fridges and behind conventional ovens, was born.
Though government reports claim that 'The Boosh' consists of both Noel Fielding AND Some Other Guy ( we don't believe them), it would appear that for some unimaginable reason, more teenage girls would rather scream for the nose-smashed-in-with-a-brick-but-the-eyeliner-and-ridiculously-huge-hats-make-it-okay beauty that is Noel Fielding than the nothern, jazzy, cardiganed (and somewhat sexy) 40-going-on-41-year-old Julian Barratt (Yes, the other one does indeed exist). Research began on this strange phenomenon in 1994, but, as of yet, results are inconclusive, though preliminary studies have show that 9/10 13-year-old girls believe Fielding's appeal comes from him being 'soooo totes different & uniique! he's, lyk, gawjuss && he wears TIGHHHTTTTTTT trowsers. However those with common sense clearly see that Julian Barratt is the more attractive of the double acts, his good looks have been attributed to his moustashe
'The Boosh' revolves around Some Ugly Bloke, convenient comedy 'straight' man and all around prop (can be seen in Series 1 as a door wedge) and Vince(MegaStarSupermodelOneManShowSexSymbolAllAroundCreativeGeniusWearerOfLuminousOrangePleatherLederhosen), part-time rent boy, part-time lesbian, as they continue their wildly-exotic, Certificate 18 attempts to deny any homoerotic sexual tension whilst working as zoo keepers, bin men, pop stars, Radio 4 presenters, child murderers, fluffers, table lamps, dinnerladies and extras on primetime British soap operas. In their spare time, they are shown to enjoy crotchet, ending world hunger and crawling up children's playground slides with Courtney Love.
The show has had mixed reviews. While some critics describe the show as "hip and sexy" or like "Morecambe and Wise reinvented for the 21st century", some harsh critics have even gone to the lengths to describe the Boosh as, 'utter, utter, garbage,' 'Worse than those crisps I found under my couch,' and 'Monty Python rip-offs,' to which me wonders who actually compares such a show to the likes of Monty Python.
[edit] What is a Boosh and Why is it Amusing?
The title came about when Noel was a boy, and his brother, Naboo the Enigma, and one of his secretly Portuguese friends were in a room together and the secret Portuguese friend was heard to say "You have a Mighty freakin' Boosh on your head!" though precisely why Noel was there to witness this remains unknown; nevertheless he kept this moment crystallized in his head for nigh on 15 years, and thus a title was born.
[edit] Howard
He is one of the main, major characters of the show. He is an admitted mass murderer who is also an ardent fan of reggae. It's also well-known that he is a feminist to a strong degree, and has made the ground-breaking scientific discovery that Chuck Norris isn't funny in any way, shape, or form. This was after an episode of the show where Chuck Norris sneezed and his eyes went all small. The most interesting thing about him, is his HAIR! He should do something about his hair and his tiny eyes! He is attracted to Vince, but will never admit it, he likes sexual tension. He is unlucky with the ladies (and men), but did manage to give Vince a good snogging on his 32nd birthday, though a secret homoerotic fan made them kiss otherwise he would have killed Vince.
Howard also performed guitar in the Jazz Fusion Quartet, called "Toast of Permission", and with their well known song called, "Desolate Shore". A live performance of the band can be seen at this location:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQYzpOHpik
[edit] Vince
Vince Noir aka: NME's sexiest man alive, IS the sexiest man alive. He is sex in a can.. aerosol can...but if asked he'd tell you about how Mick Jagger is God and thus we are all blasphemers. Despite this indisputable fact Vince is known to have a fetish for more tall jazzy men and Robert Smith. He also has several clones that go out and rape other characters at random intervals when they need a chuckle. These clones include Old Gregg, The Hitcher, and Tony Harrisson. Sadly, his simple charm and not-so-simple-dress were utterly ruined by 12 year old fangirls.
[edit] Old Gregg
The only reason this show has fans. Watch out, he may be under your bed. Old Gregg is the first and only thing most Americans see of the show, most have no idea what the Mighty Boosh is. "Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?" He/She is confused with his/her gender. Maybe because it's a hermaphrodite fish that lives in a cave. Go figure. Old Gregg gives out his number to small children/men and has a strange obsession with chubby people. Twelve years ago Old Gregg had a strange accident where he was slapping Keith Richards in the head, and an extremely creamy and gloopy substance emerged from Keith's left earlobe. Old Gregg put it in a brown paper bag and sat on it. Thus, cheesecake was created. But Margaret Thatcher stole his recipe.
[edit] Milky Joe
“Looks like that stick was very sticky indeed! That's one of mine.”
~ Howard Moon on repairing Milky Joe
By far the most popular and successfully excellent character, Milky Joe is a coconut with holes in it stuck onto a wooden stick. He likes to dress in a tea towel, in respect to his native France's style of clothing. A former member of the once great coco race, he was destroyed when Master Chief gunned him down in Halo 7 after refusing crystal meth. Existing as just a head, he traveled through time and space in hopes of navigating his way to heaven but was intercepted by Howard, who restored Milky to less than 1/9000 of his former glory. In time, he learned to call Howard papa, which is coco for "festering twat" but is unknown in French. After selling the Boosh down the river for some crystal meth, Milky's rise to fame was astronomical, appearing on football merchandise and writing his autobiography entitled 'My Line in the Sand'. --Dusk 10:57, 11 August 2008 (UTC) Milky Joe is currently president of the world.
[edit] The Spirit of Jazz
Half man, half jazz, half crazy man. the Spirit of Jazz likes to crawl up inside Howard moon and "wear him like a glove," whenever Howard plays an instrument. The Spirit of Jazz is currently married to the Jazz Virus which happens to be the same person. (Who infected Vince, who is also in fact the same person.)
[edit] Songs
The Mighty Boosh frequently makes attempts at 'music', falling back strongly on the belief that if hermit crabs enjoy it, then you are definitely musically talented. Definitely. These songs are:
- "Happy Happy Joy Joy"
- "Large Marge"
- "The Bitcher"
- "Battle Arena Toshinden 3 character select theme"
- "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals"
- "Air Breather Deep In The Arms Of Morpheus"
- "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter"
- "The Fuck?"
- "Freakie Outie"
- "YouTube Soup"
- "Is Peter In? No? I'll Be Back Later Then"
...And some more we're not bothered to name, and neither were the Boosh.
[edit] Crimping
37.5 times per episode, the Boosh perform epic metaphysical poetry known as 'Crimps' in order to convey the deep philosophical concepts of the age. It is widely believed that Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt stole the idea for 'Crimping' from The Honey Monster, who came up with the idea in the grief-stricken months following the death of Spongebob and Toucan Sam. (They perished together on a ship full of toasters).
Examples of Crimps include:
- Love's Requiem.87
- Elegy I: Tabloids
- Elegy II: The Tabloids Strike Back
- Elegy III: Return of The Tabloids
- Camden, Camden! Camden, Dalston, Kentish Town!
- O; Ye Tiny Goat
- Bouncy, Bouncy Geldofs
- gay ppl
- Table
Another Crimp of note is the 1973 classic, 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.
[edit] Setting
The setting in the show can be very random, due to the character's habits of spontaneously teleporting. Here are a few examples:
[edit] See Also
--PandaOverlord 18:47, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
