The National Anti-Penguin Association

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“We will peck your feathers off if you don't join us!”

~ Chris Crocker on NAPA

“I have had it with these motherf***ing penguins, on this motherf***ing planet!”

~ Motherfucking snakes on NAPA

“Come the fuck on! I want to terminate all penguins!”

~ Leopold Slikk on NAPA

“Saving the world from penguins.”

~ NAPA's so-called "slogan"

The National Anti-Penguin Association (NAPA) is a terrorist organization founded by Chris Crocker when we realised that he didn't look as hip-cool-dude as a penguin, no matter what tuxedo he wore. The company's purpose is to terminate and destroy all penguins.

Much of his latter life was spent working on a televisual entertainment unit about gentlemen's fashion, known by its fans as "Top Gear". A regular feature on the show was the "destroy a penguin" spot where he would destroy a penguin in the most amusing fashion possible. Sometimes strangling one with a pair of braces or suffocating one in a herringbone-pattern jersey. It later became an army company, and soldiers joined the organization. It is the opposing enemy of the Imperial Penguin Army.

Their strength is but not limited to:

• 198,000,000 killer weapons
• 200,000,000,000 US tanks
• 700,000,000,000,000,000 soldiers
• 929,000,000,000 battleships
• 100,000 spaceships
• 11 freighters
• 1 anti-tank

[edit] Members

You must go to Pingu's gay article if you want to know the members.