The Paedo Charts

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The Paedos Chart (aka "The Michael Jackson Awards") is a ranking system for the best and most notorious paedophiles around the world. It is seen a massive honour in the kiddie touching community to get onto the list, but only the best do.

The system was introduced in 1967 and has had some of the best nonces from around the globe on it. The current top 10 Paedos are listed below:

1. Stephen Hawking > Moving Up from 3rd

2. Harry Potter > Moving Up from 567th

3. Gary Glitter < Down from 1st has been a poor year for Glitter

4. Bruce Forsythe = Stays at 4th after a satisfactory year

5. Michael Jackson < Down from 2nd may have been proven innocent but we all know

6. Osama Bin Laden > Moving up from 22nd

7. Pete Townshend < Down from 3rd after recording new Who album

8. Bob Monkhouse = Solid 8th for stiff Bob

9. Les Dennis > Moving up from 12th

10.Ghandi > Great performance by Randy Ghandi as he moves up from 27th

[edit] Chart Records

• The most succesful chart topper of all time was Winston Churchill notching up a staggering 54 weeks at the number one spot. Overall he spent 634 weeks in the chart spanning over 3 decades.

• The most unluckiest paedophile of all time has to be John Lennon who has climbed the charts to number two on no more than seven different times but has never managed to reach the top spot.

• The only performer to be thrown out of the charts and banned permenetly is Tom Jones because he is Welsh

{{ICU|17:21, 8 March 2007