The Party of John
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The Party of John is a paranoid secretive Communist organisation set up in the aftermath of the Russian Borgeoise Revolution in 1917. Containing a weird bunch of individuals, the group has been under the scruntiny of the FBI, CIA, NHS, BHS, BNF, ABC (easy as 1,2,3) and the IRA since 1916.
In 1960, the Party of John's long-range missile development and research into nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons and massive conventional armed forces became a major concern to the international community. It must be stressed that no weapons have ever been found. It is believed that any disputes are solved by the process of Mathematics.
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[edit] Geography
Location: A tiny region situated to the East of Narnia in the moist green area near Belgium.
Area: Total - 100km, Land - 99km, Water - Yes
Comparative Area: The size of a small child or a postage stamp depending on age of child.
Climate: Grey, wet and occasional windy outbursts
Terrain: Flat
Elevation Extremes: Lowest Point - The sea of Narnia, Highest point - Istanbul May 2005.
Population: (n+y)/ 100% + Jeff squared
Life expectancy at Birth: Yes
Nationality: 90% Johnian, 8% Johnish, 2% Scouse
Capital: Johnnyknoxville
National Holidays: Mondays, Xmas, National Smile week, 4th April
[edit] Facts about the Johns
- Mostly Ginger
- Probably Accountants
[edit] The National Anthem
The creatively titled John was written by Elton John in 1934 and is a fusion of Punk Rock and Mozart.
- "My name is John,"
- "Your name is John"
- "We are all called John."
- "John, John, John, John, John - oohh ahh yeah"
- "My Sister - John! "
- "My Brother - John!"
- "My Mother - John!"
- "My Father - Jeff!"
- "We all should be called John!!"
[edit] See also
- Ginger Hair
- Accountancy - A necessary Evil??
