The Seven Mermaid Perversions

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The Seven Mermaid Perversions[edit]

These perversions are identical to the limited edition Walls Magnum ice cream sensations.

These are as follows:

- Banal Bacon - Churlish Cheese - Milk Aeroplane - Bacon Powder - Sugar Honey - Self-raising Flour - Colonel Mustard

See: the little mermaid