The Third International
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| Time from start of party 'till vodka ran out: | 4:10 PM – 8:31 AM | |
| Preceded by: | The First International Boogie Down | |
| Succeeded by: | The Social Democratic Party | |
| Date happend on: | May 2nd, 1997 | |
| Happened here, biatch: | Denmark | |
| Number of Whores: | 1 | |
| Alcoholic beverage: | Vodka | |
The Third International Boogie Down was a wild, celebratory communist party held by John Lenin in 1997, following the takeover by communists of the government of the Undead Kingdom by Newt Gingrich. The communist welcome "Com in, tern" was first coined by Leon Trotsky there, greeting non-socialist outed lesbian Oprah Winfrey.
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[edit] Simalarity to Previous Communist Parties
Just like the First International Boogie Down, it was attended by socially inept maestros and the purpose was to advance commujism, however, music played no role, it was banned by Margaret Thatcher, the host of the Third International and Supreme Leader of the Conservatory Party. Entertainment was provided by stripper and avowed lesbian Janet Reno, who met her future spouse Madeline Albright there while drunk, in addition to the old standby of whores, of which only one showed up, Al Gore. It may have had several similarities to the Second International Boogie Down, but everyone who went to that go so drunk they don't remember it ever happening.
[edit] Notable Events
John Lenin eventually drank so much vodka he gave his car, girlfriend and moustache to noted socialite Josef Stalin, who used Lenin's moustache to win the War on Drugs against insignificant dictator of Texas George H. W. Bush. Religious icon Chef Boyardee was invited to attend by Jimmy Carter, for which he was bitch-slapped by John Kerry. Much effort was spent to get Skippy the Kangaroo to come, he responded by telling the Socialites to go fuck themselves. When lesbian and non-socialite Oprah Winfrey rolled through the door, Leon Trotsky greated her, "Come in...try and turn a bit, just roll to the left, yes, that's the ticket", which was eventually shortened to, in vernacular, "Come in, tern!" Trotsky also lost a duel with Josef Stalin, and was forced to flee to Mexico, ending the party almost entirely. The Third International officially ended when Zinedine Zidane, an obsessive-compulsive Frenchman and footballer for The Birmingham Niggers headbutted the last bottle of vodka.
[edit] Effects of the Third International
Zidane's headbutt of the last bottle of vodka led many of the Third International's partiers to consider moving from Russia to Germany and using a steel keg of beer rather than vodka. These separatists left to form the Social Democratic Party at Gerhard Schröder's crib, this party ended when he was kicked out by jealous wife and Certified Dumbass Angela Merkel. Another group when on a plane far to left of Russia to join Trotsky in Mexico and drink tequila. This party is unique in being the only communist party to end while the alcohol had not yet been drunk, however, it was Jose Cuervo, so they probably just didn't like it very much. The third group to leave the Third International were the Champagne Socialists, who went to France. Morons. They were joined by the Latte Liberal Party of Massachusetts and its Most Honourable Maximum Leader and sucked into a black hole.
