The Vines
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The Vines were a third party in the 2000 American general elections.
[edit] The Vines Manifesto
The Vines Manifesto promises revolved around these conteral issues:
- Having purple uniform trashcans imposed
- The need for more public toilets in Boston
- Banning all reference to Joy Division and having all their records destroyed
[edit] The Vines Downfall
A spy (rumoured to be Robert Kilroy Silk) from the republicans got into the official vote counting HQ (in Florida), only to discover that The Vines had won the election (but only just). They pulled out a memory eraser, and erased the memory of all the counters. While the counters were stunned, he quickly got a compass, and started stabbing randomly at the ballot papers. As he escaped, they started to count them up again.
Meanwhile, The Vines had forgotten about the whole election thing and were having a sexy party. Craig Nicholls (who has been recently manipulated by the evil sucubus french photographer Kate Demon Lauder) mumbled something about peas, but another republican spy had recorded it. He quickly ran out and claimed he had said they were bigger then Jesus. Within minutes it was broadcast across all the Southen States. A gang of angry baptists came and burnt down the house they had rented from Bono. The Vines escaped, and went into hiding. Their current location is unknown (although various sitings have been claimed in Brooklyn.)
