Rick Allen

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Rick "The drummer from Def Leppard" Allen is a British person with one arm who is also the drummer for the rock band Def Leppard. After losing his right arm to the polio virus, he still manages to play the drums by utilizing a complex series of levers and pulleys. He smashes the cymbals with his forehead and plays the snare drum and tom-toms with his left arm; his left foot massages an old Korean man, his right foot plays the cowbell and snare, and his "middle leg" is rigged to the floor.