The mambo
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[edit] Definition
Mambo is a Cuban musical form and dance style. The word mambo (drunken conversation with the gods) is the name of a priestess in Haitian Voodoo, derived from the language of the African slaves, who had to find a way of expressing their mild discontempt at being flogged and worked to death every day without their masters (fat white people) understanding.
The name and it's meaning originated from slaves stealing their masters' wine and getting royaly battered whenever they could. As the prietess of Haitian Voodoo was 'that girl' at every party who got even more shit-faced than anyone else and ineveitable ended up throwing up over someone's rug whilst blubbering her sorrows, she was given the name of mambo in commemoration of her achievements. (also because she never remembered the men carelessly misplacing their erect penises is her mouth at the point of her eventual loss of conciousness, which made her rather popular)
[edit] Modern meaning
In modern times, the term mambo is generally usually used to decribe any form of 'fat juggling' performed by an overweight, middle-aged man or woman who, after ten beers and a pinch on the ass by their old college room-mate, truely believe themselves to be god of the dance floor. It is advisted to be cautious in circumtances such as these, where male members involved in this practice may take lyrics like "Bring 'Em Out" as a challenge rather than musical ode to trigger-happy gangsta' rappers.
- The correct term for wipping out one's penis around polite society is actually ' getemoutladsing '
