The reason for everything

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What's the reason for everything?...the ultimate question, asked by such scholars as Da Vinci and Paper Mario. Not to be confused with "What's the reason for everything but that?". Of course no one really knows what the reason for everything is, but there have been some theories.....

[edit] What do you mean by everything??

....everything

[edit] The suspects

It was Bob (I swear) theory: This is one of the more controversial theories. It all started with the brillant mind of George, a nine year old boy who when asked what the reason for everything was, he pointed to his brother Bob. Strangely, this theory is actually more widely accepted than the God theory.

God theory: We have all heard this one...."God did it"

It must have been Frodo theory: This is the theory usually accepted by the |33t geeks. Of course, Frodo is a likely suspect; after all, he did contribute to the destruction of Mordor...why not everything else too?

It was Michael Jackson!!! theory: Many people claim it had to be him; why else would "everything" be so messed up?