The surreal nudist

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the surreal nudist aka; carlos is a successful nudist and small asian owner (he makes the asian milk popy seeds to get opium only this small asian knows how to find the seeds nipples). He currently lives in a unknown place were assult is the art of expressing ones self using large amounts of illegal drugs. Carlos has also been known to relocate from this unknowen place during the slow season he has a holiday home in otamatea a little place known for its lack of nudity carlos disputes this fact by walking around nude this usually takes place around the local school were carlos can be heard slurring his speech and seen sexually assaulting "anything with a hole" or "anything with wrinkles"

You can visit his entirely legit business up the behind of your mom .

Carlos denies any connection to his penis or nipples.

Carlos is now lost in a world of nihilism , but his persona still runs with the help of his deaf, blind, and dumb clone Carlos Squared. Any details on the original Carlos' whereabouts should be brought to your mom

Contents 1 the surreal nudist likes and dislikes 2 the surreal nudist's life story 3 the surreal nudist’s role models 4 the surreal nudist has the good's?

[edit] the surreal nudist likes and dislikes

the surreal nudist likes:

• nudity
• screaming incoherent asians
• enthusiastic anarchism
• pirates
• eating peoples pets in front of the people
• eating people (nude)
• people
• breaking into peoples houses and ripping off all there clothes forcing them to do drugs at gun point,forceing them do join the surreal nudist club for one edsact hour then he runs away nude with an erection
• surprise sex
• angry Masturbating
• Dancing Cards

Carlos dislikes:

• power points
• 1970’s
• business transactions with a passion
• hypersexual male dolphins
• most people probly you
• angry bears in the woods
• Nudist Cavemen Playing Laser-Tag

[edit] the surreal nudist's life story

the surreal nudist was "adopeted" by the first homosexual's karl marx and george orwell at the age of two moons, he later killed both off his capters when thay reportedly tryd to to dress him (he choked them both with each pant leg)he was fourty four moons at the time. he later went on to become the surreal nudist.he earned this name by frequently doing a mixture of mushrooms,Lsd, opium, heroine, ecstasy,your mum and,tranquilisers and so on, combined with his weird body proportions erns him his surreal ranking and constant nudity erns him his nudist medals.when asked about the the surreal nudist character carlos replyed "I ventured upon several themes but this one just felt right in my heart"

carlos's personal life left him full of wounder about the British and their empire due to george orwells abuntant beatings that left carlos aroused and in a state of confusion (like only a beating by a english man can)after orwell had beat him he would often walk into a random strangers houses and start making love to the furniture and eating utensils whilst demanding "medicine" . carlos's life was not with out its woman, his first experience with a girl was at age fifty three moons which ended up being very violent and involed many different utensils. At his 75th moon carlos teamed up with his well known english beating father george orwell, who was at the time the iraqi president, and created the very first pack of dancing cards which then later on became the common hallucination for people high on decrakinated crack.

[edit] the surreal nudist’s role models

There’s jd from scrubs , chanler from friends, India, a round object on a sloped surface, harly from insanity ,ross from nihilism (spreading the good word),guinea piggy runing on the spot, bryn sega and so on

[edit] the surreal nudist has the good's?

Here's a sampling of what the surreal nudist has for you today.

• Clothing, women's (Size 14)
• Coins, two from the Three Kingdoms era
• DecrackinatedCrack
• Hair of Uchiha Sasuke
• Kitchenware, all 30% off
• Kittens
• Lemonade
• Phonics
• Pants Vaporizer
• Mr Clean and his tiny, tiny penis
• Photographs of the Yanagiba/Tanima wedding
• Discarded breast implants (could not eat them)
• Reverse fire
• Ritz Crackers
• Saint Medallions
• Soylent Green
• 3 cans of Spam
• Phone cards
• Cheez Whiz
• Used Panties
• Naked Cavemen

the surreal nudist will work for food.