Theism
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“If an Atheist prays to the Almighty Athe, then a Theist is one who prays to The.... Doh!!!”
~ Homer J Simpson on From the famous TV series "The Simpsons"
[edit] Theism
Theism is often defined as claim to believe in one/many gods, which is clearly mistaken. So unlike atheism, it is acutally a highly straight concept of religion devoted to worship of God (Also known as THE )or His privates. And just like atheists, the goal of theists is to improve society by persuading people to join them in their faith through cunning arguments as to why it's better than anyone else's.