Theodore Roosevelt

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Some dumb fool created two articles about the same goddamn thing. Therefore, this article or section should be merged with Teddy Roosevelt.If you are the author, consider merging the contents so we don't have to do it later. If you fail to do that, we will kill you. For a discussion about this see this article's talk page.

Theodore Roosevelt is dead now. If he were alive he'd be an old man. A very old man. A very very very old old man. An old very old very man. a man very old man. a man old old. a very very. an very old old. old man. very very very. a very old very old very old man old very old old man very.

He used to speak loudly while directing his great white fleet with a big stick.