They Live
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Look out they are going to get ya!
“I have no idea who this hooligan is or what he's talking about.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nada
Hey YOU! Get over here!
Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! This is all just a facade! They WANT you to fiddle your life away on this pointless joke wiki! All of this - the potato, the kitten huffing, Oscar Wilde - it's all the keep you distracted from the things that matter! You can see the truth if you put on these glasses!
I'm serious!
I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.