Things that are funny because they are false

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Now known to actually be only one thing. Said by Mr. Alvin Penderchuck of Portabello, Wisconsin, "I am Chinese." The comedic value of his statement stands in the fact that he wasn't Chinese at all, but rather Norwegian.

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