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Shortly after the American President Michael Moore completed America’s retreat from Iraq, came the rise of the Third Jewish Kingdom*. American defeat led to a power vacuum in the Middle East with all of the Arab states vying for power and, of course, the destruction of Israel. With invasion fears on the rise and specter of an Iranian Nuclear bomb hanging over the small Jewish nation, the National Jewish Workers Party came to power vowing to protect Israel and expel the Palestinians.

During a short period of peace, the Israeli government was transformed into a Theocratic Monarchy with a descendant of David once again on the throne. King Adam Hebrew then initiated his two part plan: 1) The building of the Third Temple, and 2) the securing of more defensible borders. In the past year Israeli forces have marched across the Middle East with lighting speed. At the writing of this article the Israeli air force is conducting an air campaign against the small island nation of Bahrain in preparation for invasion. Only time will tell if the small island kingdom can hold out.

• The first two kingdoms are said to have existed during the first two temples. The First Temple was destroyed by the Babylonians, and the second by the Romans. King Adam Hebrew has declared that the third temple will last for a thousand years.