Thirty Years' War (video game)

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Video Game Wars

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In Development

Preconditions[edit]

The Reformation[edit]

**teh r3form3r has joined the game**

**[email protected] has entered the game**

teh r3form3r: d00d this srvr is ghey. i h8 it.

[email protected]: just chil k dude? ppl like this servr.

teh r3form3r: omg, mayb if u wer less of a FAG then this servr would be bettr!!! rofl.

[email protected]: oh yeah, wtf r u gonna do about it?

**teh r3form3r has issued Ninety Five Theses**

[email protected]: d00d WTF!!! u r hax.

teh r3form3r: wtvr, u suk neways

[email protected]: well u r a heretic now neways bitc.

**[email protected] has excommunicated teh r3form3r**

teh r3form3r: LOL!!! u think I care?

**CHARLIE 5555 has entered the game**

CHARLIE 5555:DOOD!! WTF HAPPENED HERE??1!

[email protected]: teh r3form3r hxed.

CHARLIE 5555: tht homo.

**CHARLIE 5555 has outlawed teh r3form3r**

teh r3form3r: SHYT SHYT SHYT!!!!!!

**teh r3form3r has left the game**

[email protected]: d00d kil him plz.

CHARLIE 5555: i got othr stuff 2 do. l8r.

**CHARLIE 5555 has left the game**

The Spread of Reformation[edit]

**teh r3form3r has entered the game**

teh r3form3r: will ne one be on mie side plz?

**schmalls 123 has entered the game**

schmalls 123: ur [email protected] rok, we like u d00d.

teh r3form3r: omg thx

**schw33tN has entered the game**

**NORs3_pwnz0r has entered the game**

schw33tN: gr8 job man, well join

NORs3_pwnz0r: mee 2

**teh r3form3r has died**

**CHARLIE 5555 has entered the game**

CHARLIE 5555: holy shite u n00bs

**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**

*45 damage to schmalls 123!*

**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**

*73 damage to schmalls 123!*

**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**

*111 damage to schmalls 123!*

CHARLIE 5555: [email protected] why wont u fukin die?1?1?!!

schmalls 123: i rok 2 hard ROFLMAO!!!

CHARLIE 5555: wtvr, just l33ve me @lone.

**CHARLIE 5555 has issued Peace of Augsburg**

schmalls 123: OMG D00D THX!!!!!

**PALatin8 has entered the game**

PALatin8: hey CHARLIE 5555 us 2 plz.

CHARLIE 5555: no way u calvinist [email protected]

PALatin8: da/\/\nit.

The Bohemian Period[edit]

**New Game Commencing**

**[email protected] #2 has entered the game**

**[email protected] #2 has become King of Bohemia**

[email protected] #2: holy shite sw33t.

**[email protected] #2 has Revoked Protestant Rights**

**PALatin8 has entered the game**

PALatin8: d00d dont be ghey.

[email protected] #2: d00d fu.

**sPAINzor has entered the game**

**I_Luv_BEER has entered the game**

**sPAINzor has gifted [email protected] #2 with Troops**

**I_Luv_BEER has gifted [email protected] #2 with Troops**

**[email protected] #2 has been renamed Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r**

PALatin8: WTF!!!! U R [email protected]!!!! IM TELIN ADMIN!!11

Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: there is no admin fag.

PALatin8: SHITE!!!

**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck PALatin8**

*307 damage to PALatin8!*

*Critical Hit!*

**PALatin8 has died.**

The Danish Period[edit]

**NORs3_pwnz0r has entered the game**

NORs3_pwnz0r: PREPAR 2 DIE U [email protected]!!!

**NORs3_pwnz0r has struck Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r**

*-3 damage to Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r!*

Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: ROFLMAO!!!

NORs3_pwnz0r: SHYTE!!

**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck NORs3_pwnz0r**

*455 damage to NORs3_pwnz0r!*

*Critical Hit!*

**NORs3_pwnz0r has died.**

Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: OMG u protestants r so ghey. give back ur land to [email protected].

The Swedish Period[edit]

**Gustavus Adolphus has entered the game**

Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: wat, more n00bs to pwn!!! omg u noobs r ded.

**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck Gustavus Adolphus**

*5 damage to Gustavus Adolphus!*

Gustavus Adolphus: HAHaaa!!!ELEVEN!! wach this [email protected]

**Gustavus Adolphus has received support from [email protected]**