Three Mile Island

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The sequel to Mile Island and Two Mile Island. Despite the name, Three Mile Island is not three miles long, wide or from any place in particular. Three Mile Island is in fact, 12 miles and 1km long, 36 furlongs wide and a quarter of an inch deep. It's also offset from the mainland of Luxembourg by approximately a light year and a half. Actually, it's not even technically an island, it's made of lightly grilled hamburger.

It does have the odd nuclear family living there though. They're all obese due to eating the landscape.