Through the Fire and Flames

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Through the Fire and Flames is a song by DragonForce.

Disclaimers Warning: May contain spoilers[edit]

Before you think "Oh a dragonforce song, imma go download it illegally and get it stuck in my head", you should know that many people who hear it are usually not experienced enough to handle it, and develop fatal symptoms within the next few days, some of which may include:

  • Trying to be Herman Li
  • Baldness
  • Constant singing which may lead to loss of throat
  • Sonic Boom
  • Seeing someone play the guitar not as fast as Herman Li, often leading to you murdering them then getting jailed for life
  • Instant disintergration of ears
  • Depression from not being able to be anywhere near as good as Dragonforce which will lead to Suicide.