Tia Carrere
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Tia Carrere is a smokin hot babe that you will never have a chance with. At 40 (age-hips-chest), she is still hot as fuck and most guys would have no trouble sticking their unit in her (unless she beat them up or her entourage did), I know I wouldn't. You know what they say about older women, experience, they tell you what to do and maybe even make you do it (Oh yes!)..
[edit] Relic Hunter
Between 1999 and 2002, this smoking hot babe stared as Sydney the fox, the sexy sidekick of British Professor Dr. Nigel Bailey. She would always accompany Nigel when he would travel the globe looking for lost relics. Sydney was a very curious girl so she would often wander off, much to the annoyence of Dr. Bailey. Her good looks also made her a target for the many sexual deviants that Nigel had to defeat. This lead Sydney to be caputured often by the bad guys but Nigel would always come through and rescue her, telling her, "The only reason I"m doing this is because you are hot". The show would often end with steamy encounters between Nigel and Sydney.
[edit] Filmography
- Back to the Bedroom (1985)
- High School Slut (1986)
- Instant Orgasm (1990)
- Showdown in the Red Light District (1991)
- Shane's World (1992)
- Rising Bum (1993)
- Little Sister - Can't keep her off me! (1993)
- Quick Fuck (1993)
- Shane's World 2 (1993)
- Erotic Intentions (1994)
- True Lays (1994)
- High School Extension )1996)
- Ejaculation Day (1996)
- Thrill the Conqueror (1997)
- On Top of the World (1997) - Lucky world.
- Fine Arses (1999)
- Deep in Me (2000)
- Signs... of Arousal (2002)
- Torn Apart: My First Time (2004)
- Back in my pants (2005)
- Pleistocene Park (2006)
- Trouser Snakes on a Plane (2006)
[edit] Not to be confused with
- Barbara Carrera - they aren't related, are both hot, shapely and tall and have similar surnames and both have beaten up Chuck Norris but otherwise have nothing in common. Both appeared in Playboy and also had many in, on top of and under them in their time.
