Tigger

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Tigger was severely injured following his eating a full grown man...
President Tigger of The Hundred Acre Woods arriving in the "Acre Woods 1".

Tigger (also known as Tigga da Nigga) was born on April 18 1969 in Tiger Woods. He is a hyperactive tiger who illegally immigrated to The Hundred-Acre Woods. Tigger worked as a music artist during the 1990's, but later retired and became a pimp. It is alleged that his obsession with "bouncing" formed during this period. Tigger claims he bounces: "to keep his bitches in line". Tigger seems to be able to control more aspects of other's lives than most would care for, for example, he has been known to appear in the rooms of random people for no reason what so ever. From 2003 until 2009, Tigger was the president of the Hundred Acre Woods, although he has never done anything apart from arriving in various vehicles and waving at fans, but in 2009 he was place into a nursing home due to the swine flu and the woods were torn down.

Another wonderful thing about Tiggers; they are awfully wasted. (By the way, that is catnip.)

Tigger has a strange compulsion to staring in a toilet. He claims to be "looking for Pooh".

Tigger's problems[edit]

  • He is a catnip addict
  • He is has tried every substance known to man.
  • He is a fanatical Caffenist
  • He fucks pooh bear (or at least he tries to... a lot)
  • He suffers from hyperactivity
  • He has a high and annoying voice
  • He is egotistical
  • He is popular with children
  • Children who discover Tigger become irritating to their parents
  • He is the only Tigger
  • He is a plushie
  • He has a short attention span
  • It is physically impossible to poke tigger in the eye
  • He has had Pooh "spill the hunny" on him.
  • Tigger has a LOT more problems than advantages.
  • Tigga, please
  • tigger is a pedo

Tigger's advantages[edit]

  • He is a tiger
  • He is egotistical
  • He is fluffy
  • He is a good actor
  • He is capable of using his 'tail' as a mode of transportation as well as fertilisation.
  • He fucking ownz me

The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers[edit]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fuck is fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm hella Stoned!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're jumpy, clumpy, thumpy, brony
Fuck is fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm gonna eat your mom

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are total bitches
They take all your err... drugs...
They love watching hardcore incest on the internet
They love to give you itches
They're bouncy, trouncy, pouncy, flouncy
Fuck is fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm
A jackass

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone elses is jealous
And thats why I repeat
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fuck is fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm huffing kittens
Yes, I'm gonna be sedated
(Grrrrrr...)

Tigger's first car, note that it had front wheel drive. Even as a child, Tigger strived to have the most pimped out car possible...