Timonthy A. Turner
Timonthy A. "Timmy" Turner (May 7, 1992- September 25, 2009) was a boy from Dimmsdale. Timmy Turner is also the doom on Earth. He even got his fairy godparents in 2003, name Cosmo & Wanda. He wishes to terrorize the US leading Jack Thompson, video gamer & Jerry Seinfeld (Also Known As: Colonel Cluster Fucking bad at Telling Jokes).
Where the psycho begins...
He was born in 1995 to Bugs Bunny and an orange female spirit named Tangerine (note before she died, she looked a little like Timmy, just without the buck teeth). When he was 2, one of Bugs's perverted kids, Skullosus (note he has the same mother Voltar had, so they're siblings) tried to kill little Timmy. Bugs was worried Skullossus would harm Timmy if he were a spirit, so he sent him to Earth and wiped his memory of him and his mommies and half-siblings and created a new one, making poor Timmy believe he belonged to an American family, a childless couple, the Turners. He was placed in a dumpster where he was found by Jerry Seinfeld. The comedian asked the little boy what his name was, and the little boy said it was Timmy Turner. From then on, he lived in California with Jerry and his sex slave Elaine. Seinfeld & Timmy were friends. They know how to use a chainsaw, be a really crap comedian,and know how to take back Spartans as the for the kings of doom!
It was then, when Timmy Turner had a Wanking addiction, and developed a brain tumour. He then, started to go crazy, since the tumour was never removed. He started to take steroids and went on mad roid rage. He started murdering people just for the fun of it.
When he went to Dimsdale, California, he needed a big date, but he wanted Cosmo & Wanda, the fairies from Fairy World.
Timmy wanted to date him, because he is gay and wanted to suck his cock for a very long timebut Remi showed up, and thus began the big date... OR TERROR! Mr.Denzel Crocker took his anal virginity and posted it all over the internet!
And the Fairly Odd Parents is the best show ever in history.
In 2222, he went to Fairy World and become a star in movies and TV shows:
Let's seeeeeeee. Okay, I don't know where to start. Ah, yes. Timmy is an average kid, that no-one, no one!, understands. His mom, his dad, and his psychotic babysitter Vicky always giving him commands. Vicky then sez "Bed, twerp!" or something. Doom and gloom up in his room, when suddenly and instantly, he met these floaty little fish who grant his every wish, for in reality, they are his odd parents, fairly odd parents (And yes i said odd and not god. It's the title of the TV show, dumbass, even though in the TV show, he still calls them god parents which makes absolutely no sense). They have wands and wings and floaty crowny things. Odd parents fairly odd parents. Really, a goose, a rubber hot rod. Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries and a chocolate shake (yes, it makes perfect sense. thanks for asking.) Then Cosmow and Wanduh do a little dance like at the Secret Show (you know, the British cartoon. Go look it up if you don't know that!) opening and then at the end of this ditty that begins the show, Vicky says "yeah right" to which her head is promptly turned into a random oddity, such as a Condom, a Butt Plug, and poo (smelly, smelly poo).
That's his TV Show.
At 12:34am on September 24, 2009, Turner was shot by Trixie Tang and the Fairy mafia. He was declared dead several hours later, after very few attempts to resucitate him. Rumours are that his death was shocking and upsetting. How he died.... Timmy: "How come I didn't eat pie this morning??? COSMO! WANDA!" Trixie:" Prepare for your death timmy turner!" Timmy: "Huh??? AHHHHH!!!!" Trixie: hahaha
Weapons for Phsycoligy
- Evil Pizza
- Black Hole
- 9/11 Attacks
- Gay Sex (PLUS SOME ORGIES ARE YOUR SHIPPING & HANDLING!) (Only 700 Times a day)
- Cosmo & Wanda
- Baby Poof
- Trixie Tang
- Jimmy Neutron
- Ren & Stimpy
- Dr. Rabbit
- Dr. Robotnik
- Butch Hartman
- Danny Phantom
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Chip Skylark
- Adam West