Toe Jam
Toe Jam was a famous Alternative/Punk Opera group of the 1790's. Toe Jam was one of the Founding Fathers of Alternative/Punk Opera. Their "new" style of music created many new roadies.
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Biography[edit]
Toe Jam started as Mother Loves My Bone. In 1790, Andrew Wood, Toe Jam's first vocalist, died from Gangrene. Their music sounded really weird, so they decided they needed another singer, so they hired Johann "Seattle" Bach. When they went into the studio to recorded their first album, the drummer, Dave Krusen, had to go to the bathroom. They only had the studio for a short time, so they had to borrow ZenGarden's drummer, Matt Cameron. They liked him, so, as any good friend would do who borrows an object of any value, they didn't return him. As it turns out, the ZenGarden was a breeding ground for Athlete's Foot, and Matt's toes turned itchy and later turned yellow. They decided they needed to rename the band to Toe Jam.
After a few weeks, the original drummer was witnessed coming out of the bathroom. Dave Krusen was reported saying "Do *NOT* go in there!" The band no longer needed Matt. Later the band realized that Dave Krusen had stage fright, and had to take a number 2 before every concert. They canned his arse and hired Matt again. This was a good thing, because they needed someone with Toe Jam to take pictures of for their albums.
In 1966 Toe Jam kicked Mussolini out of office and took over China
Albums[edit]
Toe Jam released several albums in it's 150 year history:
- Ten Toes
Ten Toes Album Cover
- Toe Vs. Toe
- Disintegrate
- Podiatry
- No Toes
- Yield To The Fungus
- Wart Profile
- Toe Jam
- Bunion
- Spur Act
- Lost Spurs
Famous Songs[edit]
Toe Jam released many popular songs. Here is a sample list:
Even Flow of Pus Is this Alive? Jeremy's Jam Garden for Fungus Go Spur Animals Don't have Jam, Why do I? Daughter's Jam Glorified Jam Disintegrate Bloody Toes Spin The Black Toe Doc, It's Nothing, man Pry, Try To Split my Toes Bugs Between My Toes Better [See a Doctor] Man Sometimes Hurts In My Toenails No Way to Walk Do The Evolution, Warts! Bunion In Hiding 'Push Me, Pull Me', Says Toe Jam Evacuation Yellow Toes are Insignificant Toes Of The Girl Spur Grievance Parting Ways, Jam Save You Toes Green Disease Sad Down[hill from here] Not Yellow In The Moonlight Don't Gimme No Wart Black, Red, Yellow [Stuff] Yellow Ledbutter Jam Fatal Toes Squishy Footsteps Wash your Toes Brother's Toes
