Togo
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| Motto (official): "TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO"
Motto (unofficial): "TOGO!!!" | |||||
| National Anthem: TOGO SONG | |||||
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| Official language | TOGO-ESE | ||||
| Capital | LOMÉ | ||||
| Government | TOGO TOGO TOGO RULES! | ||||
| President | Togo, TOGO togo TOGO togo | ||||
| National Hero | TOGO TOGO TOGO | ||||
| Independence | TOGO, 1999 | ||||
| Currency | TOGO | ||||
| Religion | TOGO, DISEMBOWELLING. | ||||
“Togo or not Togo - is that a country?”
~ William Shakespear on Togo
“Yeah Man, Togo”
~ An Average Western-European on TOGO
“You stea fom China!”
~ Chinaman
“Meow”
~ Cat on TOGO
TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO, TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO.
VISIT TOGO IT IS GOOD! WE HAVE MANY THINGS FOR YOU. YOU CAN BUY WIFE, COUSIN, YOU CAN EAT WELL - WIFE COUSIN!
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[edit] History
YES, TOGO HAVE HISTORY! TOGO OLD COUNTRY, MUCH HISTORY TOGO SO OLD WE FORGET!!
[edit] Geography
TOGO!!! TOGO HAS LAND! TOGO HAS MAPS TOO! YOU COME TO TOGO. WE NOT KILL YOU TOO BAD.
[edit] Climate
TOGO HAVE SUNNY WEATHER! MUCH HEAT MAKE TOGO PEOPLES DANCE IN CRAZY HAPPINESS!
[edit] Flora and fauna
TOGO HAVE NOT MANY LION NOW! ALSO OTHER ANIMAL IN TOGOLAND, AND PLANTLIFE!
[edit] Cities
TOGO NOW HAS OWN CAPITAL CITY! TOGO CITY IS GOOD AND HAS MANY PEOPLES! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND GOOD NOW!
[edit] Economy
TOGO EAT HEADS! TOGO SELL FOR GOOD MONEY! TOGO IS PROSPEROUS AND HAS MANY DOLLARS!!!
[edit] Politics and government
TOGO HAS DEMOCRACY! TOGO NOT KILL PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHEN ELECTION GO WRONG WAY! TOGO JUNTA RULE WITH GENTLE FIST OF IRON! TOGO!
[edit] Military
TOGO STRONG! TOGO BRAVE! TOGO MUCH MIGHTIER WITH LARGE WEAPONRY! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND NOW, SEE TOGO ARMY MARCH IN MIGHTY PARADE!
[edit] Culture
[edit] People
TOGO CUT YOU UP IF YOU LOOK FUNNY! TOGO EAT YOU TOO! TOGO HAS FORGIVEN CUTURE! TOGO-TOGO!
[edit] Language
TOGO SPEAK TOGO! TOGO METRICPOLITAN! TOGOS SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES! TOGO MUG YOU IN ALL TONGUES!
[edit] Sports
TOGO KILL YOU QUICK! TOGO MUG YOU QUICKER! TOGO PLAY FOOTBALL HOOLIGANISM!
[edit] Music
TOGO POUND ROCKS GOOD!
[edit] Keyboards
ALL TOGO KEYBOARDS ARE BROKEN SO THAT CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY ON111111111
ALSO, JAZZ!
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
