Tony Greig AKA Pigeon-toed wanker (Got 'im Yes!), is a South African bawn man who captained England in Test Cricket. He is awrways seen wearing a funny hat, because he is bawld. He has a strong Afrikaawns accent.
The Commentary Team
Tony commentates fawr Channel Nine's Wired Worwld of Sporrts. He awrways gets teamed up with Bull Lawry, and is awrways funny with that borstord in the commentary box, the two have clashed many times in the porst.
Tony Greig can be seen doing the forecorst and putch reporrt for Channel Nine's Wired World of Sporrts. He has an obsession with sticking his bloody cor keys into cracks in the putch, sometimes getting them stuck, causing havoc for batsmen. He is awrways wearing his hat, but once he went on air sporrting a rug with a ponytail, causing the Channel Nine crew to pray he "wouldn't get mobbed by the chicks".
As a result he doesn't like Shane Warrrrne much, because Shane Warne loves Advornced Hair Hats, the place Tony got his rug.
“Right awff the meat of the bat”
“Right awff the meat of the... right awff the vegetable of the bat - I didn't say meat”
“Aw blow it out your awss Bull!”