Tony everready

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Tony Eveready (born Duane Moore on March 12, 1971) is a hardcore nigga porn star/performance artist who entered the industry in 1994. He is at once known as the self-styled "gangsta of porn" and "thug of porn", and is easily recognized by his distinctive cornrow hairstyle. He has appeared in literally hundreds of pornographic movies. Notable roles include Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle (2001) and his recurring role on Blacksonblondes.com. He is notary in porn industry for performing daring stunts during shoots like inserting his nuts into an asshole.

Life and Works[edit]

Little is known of Tony Eveready's early life. Scholars have discovered, however, that his birth name was Duane Moore, his hometown is South Central in Los Angeles, and that his first documented professional porn role came in 1994 with the now-classic Black Gang Bangers 3. However, recent findings now suggest he also made amateur films dating back to 1991. After a string of black-themed pornos, the up-and-coming Eveready soon became known for his "gangsta" style and memorable interracial sexual encounters. Since his humble beginnings, he has starred in over 150 studio-released movies, in addition to countless internet shorts.

Rapper Snoop Dogg awarded Eveready's first well-known mainstream roles prior to his meteoric "Booyah" success. He appeared with notable parts in the documentary/hip-hop music video/adult film Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle (2001) and its follow-up, Snoop Dogg's Hustlaz: Diary of a Pimp (2002). These roles fashioned Eveready into a bona-fide porn star, which would later pave the way for his later internet stardom.

His family have largely been kept out of the public eye due to Eveready's incredible fame, but they supposedly reside in his estate in the hills outside of Los Angeles.

The "Booyah" Video[edit]

Arguably Tony Eveready's most famous moment came from an internet clip shot during his tenure at Blacksonblondes.com. During filming, Eveready inserted his testicles into fellow porn star Alisha Angel's rectum [1], then proceeded to simultaneously have vaginal intercourse with her whilst two companions uttered remarks such as, "N-n-n-n-nuts in the ass; dick in the pussy!", "Aww nigga, aww nigga!", "Freak that bitch out then, Tone!", "Clown on her!", and "Now you got a DP!". [2]

As the coitus drew to a close, Eveready first extracted his penis from Angel's vagina, making an extremely uncharacteristic popping noise. Stranger yet was Eveready's extraction of his testes from Angel's anus; these too made a disturbingly interesting popping noise, yet characteristically different from the first one. Eveready himself concluded the exclamations by yelling the now-famous quote,

Cquote1.png BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh! Cquote2.png

Eveready's Technique[edit]

Eveready's technique - a singular individual performing a double-penetration - has been dubbed "dog-washing" as a verb, or otherwise "dog-in-the-bathtub" by many fans. This is mostly due to the fact that the action has been likened to being "as hard as washing a dog in a bathtub" or trying to "keep dogs in a bathtub" in reference to keeping his testicles in the anus. [3] [4]. However, the porn industry's term for this procedure of solo double penetration is "booyah", or "issuing a booyah", as Eveready eloquently reminds the audience after liberating his testicles from temporary imprisonment. Scholars are still somewhat undecided about the meaning of the closing line, "OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!" as Tony attempts reinsertion.

Internet Meme and Beyond[edit]

The video has also become a hugely popular internet meme that spread quickly across the web. Footage of Eveready's acting ability and performance artistry soon found its way across college campuses and high schools, spawning many fan groups (online and off), as well as leading to a sizable increase in the usage of the words "Booyah" and "D.P." Clusters of fans cropped up around educational institutions. Recently, though, the popularity of Eveready has expanded outside the walls of colleges and has infiltrated mainstream life. Most fans reenact Eveready's scene by making a popping noise with their mouths, like the titillating popping noises found in the video. His birthday, March 12, became an underground holiday in 2007, being celebrated by his fans in various groups around the world. One fan even created a full length audio track that documents the mind-boggling magnificence of The Booyah Video (described above). [5]

Selected Transcript[edit]

The following is a partial transcript of the now-famous "Booyah" video. Source Note: Bold text was spoken by Tony Eveready.

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.

TE: Spread them ass cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, nigga.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em… get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, nigga. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Actor #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

TE: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That's right, bitch!

Actor #4: (flabbergasted again) Nigga! My balls too tight for that shit, nigga.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Actor #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: Nigga, flip the dick --- (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

TE: Nigga, what - what.

Actor #2: That nigga clownin'!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Actor #4: (dumbstruck) That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Actor #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.

TE: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, nigga, I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nuts snug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

Unknown: (possibly white camera man) Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Eveready still DP'ing Angel)

Alisha Angel: (giggles lightheartedly)

TE: (removes penis, making popping noise with Angel's vagina)

Actor #4: There's ya dick.

TE: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Angel's anus)

Actor #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

TE: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Actor #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Actor #3: That nigga's nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

TE: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Actor #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Actor #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That's some shit, that's some shit. That IS some shit. That's some shit.

Trivia[edit]

  • Some of the more interesting titles of movies Eveready has starred in (pre-2002): Older and Anal 8, Greedy Gang Bang Gutter Twats, Pussyman's American Cocksucking Championship, Sweet Feet, and Slap'er in the Crapper... Hit'er in the Shitter!
  • Although undoubtedly a prolific adulterer in the eyes of most religions, Eveready still considers himself a Christian.
  • Eveready has played himself in every movie he has starred in. The only exception to this was 1999's Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks 1, in which his role was "Monster".
  • Eveready's short stature, at 5'7", and long penis length, at 9½", puts his penis length at roughly 13.4% of his height. This percentage is close to many of the equidae family of animals, earning him the well-deserved moniker "Pony" Eveready.
  • Shares a birthday with author Jack Kerouac, singer Al Jarreau, and fellow porn legend Ron Jeremy.

Selected Filmography (post-2002)[edit]

  • Niggabawls 2 (2007)
  • 10 Man Cum Slam 16 (2006)
  • Coxxx and Soxxx 7 (2006)
  • Deviant Behavior 2 (2006)
  • Hit Dat Shit 5 (2006)
  • I Love Black Dick 2 (2006)
  • Li'l White Chicks (2006)
  • No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 (2006)
  • Racial Tension (2006)
  • Sperm Receptacles 2 (2006)
  • Bang My White Tight Ass 23 (2005)
  • Women in Control (2005)
  • Droppin' Loads 2 (2004)
  • Little White Chicks, Big Black Dicks (2004)
  • Plastic Penetrations (2004)
  • Porn Dumbass (2004)
  • Filthy Little Whores 9 (2003)
  • I Like It Black (and Deep in My Ass!) (2003)
  • Looking for Booty 3 (2003)
  • My Wife Likes It Black 3 (2003)
  • The Negro in Mrs. Jones 5 (2003)
  • Over 18 Video Magazine 9 (2003)
  • Pain 7 (2003)
  • Young White Pussy (2003)
  • Filthy Little Whores 4 (2002)
  • American Cocksucking Championship 8 (2002)
  • Bang My White Tight Ass (2002)
  • Bang My White Tight Ass 2 (2002)
  • Bang My White Tight Ass 3 (2002)
  • Bang My White Tight Ass 4 (2002)
  • Black Dicks in White Chicks 4 (2002)
  • Bust a Nut (2002)
  • Bust a Nut 2 (2002)
  • Head Clinic 3 (2002)
  • In the Thick 5 (2002)
  • Lady Fellatio #2: Desperately Seeking Semen
  • The Negro in Mrs. Jones 2 (2002)
  • The Negro in Mrs. Jones 4 (2002)
  • Older and Anal 9 (2002)
  • Screw My Wife Please 27: And Drive Her Nuts! (2002)
  • Screw My Wife Please 29: And Turn Her Inside Out! (2002)
  • Screw My Wife Please 30: And Make Her a Star (2002)
  • Service Animals 11 (2002)
  • Train My White Ass (2002)
  • Train My White Ass 2 (2002)
  • White Trash Whore 25 (2002)

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