Too Much Information

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Too Much Information [TMI] is usually information the receiver really didn’t want to know, often of a sexual or taboo nature, because they find the information unpleasant to know or that makes their mind think of things they really don’t want to. A good example would be the fact the author is telling you about how he discovered the MAO inhibitor in the little red pill he took years ago when he needed to be heavily medicated to deal with collage caused him to be able to hold onto climax for half an hour. He did it through meditation while masturbating, before he finally let himself ejaculate after the half hour. Subjectively, it felt like two hours. An other good example is the TMI he experienced when he was shown the American Nazi web site and found himself the most nauseated he’d ever been by a web site.

TMI is often told to the receiver sometimes maliciously, sometimes accidentally, like when someone offhandedly mentions they made love to your worst enemy while you were in the process of finding out if that person would like to have sex with you. It can also be visual, like when a child wanders into the room of their parents’ while they are having sex without the covers over them. Actually, virtually any sense can present you with TMI, such as when someone feels someone else’s semen inside a sexual partner’s vagina.

The abbreviation TMI was apparently originally from members of the military, as that is an environment remarkably rich in abbreviations and TMI, such as what it feels like physically and emotionally to have your comrade blown in half, smearing you with their entrails.