Toronto-Dominion Bank

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October 22, 2019 at 13:40The Toronto Dominion Bank started as a business that kept Canadians’ money when they were not using it. However, money is the root of all evil, and it came to the point where the Toronto Dominion Bank had so much money inside of it that the evil in the money reached critical mass and the Toronto Dominion Bank transformed into a sentiment overmind and eater of other banks.


The Toronto Dominion Bank inhabits Bay Street in Toronto, an environment rich in prey. It feasts upon other banks and financial institutions.

Mating Habits[edit]

The Toronto Dominion Bank is asexual and reproduces by burying self-produced embryos in the carcasses of its prey. These embryos then go through formative development by eating the carcass in which it inhabits and then moving to another area. TD Banks have spread all over Canada and occupied town centres, where it may feast upon other banks.