Torrid is (ironically) the name of a woman's underwear store. Also, it seems Torrid has the power of burning panties at his control! What now?
Torrid is one of the lesser members of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Torrid has been known to cause fire and make it out of nothing. Not much else is truly known of Torrid other than he's the arch enemy of the Order of the Triad.
Torrid is the sole starter of the underground top secret movement FPFWGHA (Fat is Phat as in Fat Women Got Hot Ass! .) they renound themselves for selling magical panties that show the real beauty of the Fat Ones, known as the Elite Ones. thus, when men see women in Torrid panties, they see David Bowie and thus want to screw the object that looks like Bowie; yes, Torrid is the reason the Elite Ones get laid When Oprah was affiliated with Torrid, she was generally excepted as the winner of every David Bowie-look-alike contest. Ever.
|The Guild of Calamitous Intent Main Members|
|Sovereign: Supreme Commander||Second in Command: Phantom Limb|
|Dr. Girlfriend: The Sluttiest of them All!||Baron of his Own Kingdom: Baron Ünderbheit|
|The Monarch: Strange skinny man||Underlings: Watch and Ward |
|The Guild of Calamitous Intent Minor Members|
|Torrid: Burner of things||Underlings: Guild Operative|
|Iggy Pop: The rocker!||The weird guy: The One Most Corrupted|