|Directed by||Ken Burns|
|Produced by||Paul Michael Glaser|
|Written by||Paddy Chayefsky|
|Starring||Douglas Quaid(or is it Houser?)|
3 Breasted Whore
and Douglas Rain as the Voice of HAL 9000
|Cinematography||Ha Kei Puck|
|Editing by||Hans Gruber|
|Distributed by||Triparaversal Pictures|
|Release date(s)||June 21, 2042|
|Running time||113 min.|
|Budget||$ 4,500.92 (est.)|
Total Recall is a 2042 Ken Burns documentary with all events taking place in real time.
The Ballad of Sweeney Todd
The film follows the adventures of a hapless corporate lackey named Richter who must find and kill the evil Douglas Quaid when Quaid starts to remember brainwashed information after matching only 23 of the 29 dimentions of compatibility with a "sleazy and dimure" prostitute who used to work with Paul Newman and Ed Asner Richter's subpar detective skills allow Quaid to escape frequently(often just as the elevator doors close.) The film also follows Vigo Cohaggen, Richter's boss, a charming and easy going chap who bears a striking resemblence to Ronnie Cox.
Life After the Film
The film launched the careers of Mary, the three breasted hooker, and Mars Guard No. 14, who died 9 minutes into the film.
Many believe the film is what caused the drop-off in guest numbers, and eventual closure of the Mars Hilton. Others speculate the mutated rats may have had something to do with it.
Arguably the most inspiring story profiled in the film is that of "Johnny Cab." Following the film's release, Cab began to drink heavily and was fired as a driver by Johnny Boss. After several Johnny years of Johnny isolation, Cab pulled his Johnny life together and went to Johnny rehab. Upon his release, Cab followed his childhood dream of going to Med School and was stationed aboard the starship U.S.S. Voyager NCC-74656 as Chief Medical Officer. Cab is currently retired and spends his free time writing children's books.