Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or RANDY TRAVIS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden DAMN IT m-m-m-m-m-movements or JIZZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated COCKSHITTER way repeatedly. Multiple SHITFUCKER motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I'LL RAPE YOU by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat CHENEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS objectionable words).
JAP Tourette's is HOLY DUMB FUCK not to be ASS confused with COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying ASSWIPE chronic condition which involves BALLS random BIG FOOT disorientation, culturally-TIMBER NIGGER-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRACKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local TWAT language, PORCUPINE'S BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK ORGASM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of CHICKEN SHIT garbage.
[edit] A BATHING SUIT AREA Polite Note to the DONALD RUMSFELD Author:
I am- I am-am- JAP I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITMOUSE article FUCKER funny or amusing in any way, and PISS OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTTFUCKER changed as soon as DAMMIT possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SLOPE Tourrette's sufferers NEOPETS swear. You can SCUMBAG blame television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the SHITFACE bad side of a terrible DAMMIT thing.
- The main SEX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOATSE involuntary muscle spasms, or AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee DAMN jerk.
- Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes FUCKHEAD children to be bullied at INCEST school for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage O CANADA sufferers to become FLYING FUCK manically depressed and DICKFACE commit FUCKER suicide.
- There is no JIGGABOO cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to "calm" the FAGGOT tics often have adverse DONALD RUMSFELD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire MALARKY body to go GOAT DICK numb and KIKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIENER it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.
I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome COLGATE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating HELL the BUGFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more.
I am CROTCH sorry for PAKI "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a TIMBER NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this HELLFIRE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) JAP funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your DEVELOPERS! time.
Best SHITFACE regards,
Phillip “DOUCHETITS” Baker
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHIENY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MEG degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing AAAAAAAAA! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.
Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew SEMEN Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
[edit] Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VENEREAL DISEASE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DUMBASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
[edit] How to FUCKTARD cure the ORGASM Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome is SHITFACE following these SHITFUCKER rules in FUCK order:
- 1: Avoid FRIG immature little kids,
- 2: Count to DUMBASS within RICK MORANIS 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST mouth nor BITCH talk,
- 4: Tell SEX yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't TIMBER NIGGER have this NORTH KOREA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See HADJI also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PORCUPINE'S BALLS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is JAP funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FRITZ subject. If you do not find it funny RAT'S ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED YID ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a AUTOFELLATIO joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CLEVELAND STEAMER ignorant, then you wouldn't have ARSE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HO SHITFACE DICK FEMADOM O CANADA!!!!! |
